happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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