Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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