I want to make a zoo with you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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