She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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