maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
