If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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