Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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