I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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