Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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