I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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