You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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