Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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