Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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