dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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