Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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