: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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