You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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