S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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