I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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