I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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