why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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