I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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