That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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