Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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