taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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