when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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