I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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