yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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