I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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