i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
