They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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