we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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