She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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