The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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