They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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