'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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