Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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