I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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