...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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