I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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