How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
