kristin has been a bad kristin
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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