Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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