Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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