how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
