Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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