? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
