her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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