his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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