Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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