talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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