i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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