what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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