What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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