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(517): View more from Michigan

Tell her she can't have a vagina

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(586): View more from Michigan

If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.

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(619): View more from California

I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.

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(727): View more from Florida

Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.

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(917): View more from New York City

I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings

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(253): View more from Washington

He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.

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