ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
