I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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